Rules to live by: Attend church regularly, don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs, only have sex once you're married, resist temptation. For sure no gay stuff.

Fuck that.

Life as a comedian is late nights, booze, easy women (or men, or shit, both), and more or less everything your grandma lied about not being a fucking great time. The Comedy Corner proudly presents – well, presents, anyway – ABSOLUTELY HARAM, 90 minutes of bad words, dirty thoughts, and shit that make sailors blush. If you're the type of person who's offended by so-called dirty words, you quit reading this two fucks ago.

If you're still with us, then this show is for you. And by all means; bring your grandma, too! Old ladies love this shit!

Tickets are $10 - or $5 for students. Use the code “student” to get the student rate (we’ll check the ID at the door!)